The Geek Show Podcast

NEW EPISODE will steal your Spankercheif!

Kerry Jackson — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 19:22:48 +0000

(NSFW!!) New episode will steal your Spankerchief. First, Marcus joins Kerry for an Academy Awards wrap up. Old school game news. New game releases. BioShock 2 is awesome. TV this week: Caprica and DinoShark are your best bets. Serge is tweeting? Marcus laments movie releases. In the basement: Lotta Love In This Room. Derek vs Scott: Media for free?! Old white men suck. Uses for your CD’s. Cap casting/movie news. Olivia Munn has eyes? Movieweb Sucks! New writer for Superman AND Wonder Woman! Star Wars. Lucas bought the earthquake gun from Barry Obama. Yello Batman….yay. L Shannon kidnapped Derek’s creepy doll. Raggedy Rapist Andy. Take a doll to a strip club. Ant Man. Disney XD. Wolverine 2. Alice in Wonderland. Tron: Legacy. Disneyland makeover? Abe Lincoln; Vampire Hunter. Drunken History. Zack Braff IS Steve Guttenberg. Sparticus is SO very gay.

Download it now, ITS FREE! (NSFW!!) The download bar is right there. Subscribe on itunes, that way it just comes to your mailbox fresh every Monday afternoon, no hassle. Review us there as well. If that high tech ‘downloading’ thing perplexes you just listen on your computers media player. Watch us on Comcast/Ch1/ Utah on Demand/Around Town/Geek Show.

Our T-shirts are NOW in PLUS sizes. Due to the “increased needs” of our fans, GSPC shirts are now in ‘really big boy’ sizes. Beyond Husky. We did as you asked…now buy it.

Blogs Of Wrath – Reading @ Salt Lake City Main Library on Monday

Zack The Producer — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 17:56:21 +0000

Hey it’s Zack. If you’re interested, Todd and I would like you to join us for our first reading from Blogs of Wrath on Monday at the SLC Main Library at 5:30 PM.

I’ll probably have a few hardcovers on hand for sale too. Hope to see you there! We promise that we will sound out the big words before-hand.

- Zack

Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/Blogs-Wrath-Todd-Nuke-Noker/dp/1440172986
Details: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=340598228347&ref=ts

New Star Trek Online Sneak-Peak!

Leigh George Kade — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 00:35:38 +0000

Elise at Atari asked the GSPC to share some great stuff coming up for Star Trek Online… Hop into the Illuminati section of the forums for a sneak peak trailer and details on some of the hardest missions ever!

NEW EPISODE says ‘dont bend over’!

Kerry Jackson — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 23:29:45 +0000

NEW EPISODE will kickstart your Fuzzy Pumper Barber Shop!

Marcus and Swankmotron join Kerry for ‘Latest News’: WE WILL BET YOU we know who Captain America will be! We actually want this new Pirates of the Caribbean movie. Kick-Ass Sequel! The Crazies review. Missle Command: the movie!? Captain EO? Swanks die warning for PS3 owners.

Jimmy Martin from SLUG magazine guests on the panel. Scott chews oxygen. “I’m on facebook?” Porn News! Ass Acne. American Psycho: The musical?! New Judge Dredd. Walking Dead the TV series. Roger Corman’s: SHARKTAPUS! How many mouths? Finally, my Boba Fett helmet! General Grievous: Love God. Iron Man 2 Sountrack = best of AC/DC. Shannon hates burlesque. Let a nude girl read you Sci Fi. Wolfmuhn. Trek. We will steal the grand Nagus’ cane! Geek Show: The Movie! The iSam Jackson is a MUST! Dodge That Barrel!!

Our T-shirts are NOW in PLUS sizes. Due to the “increased needs” of our fans, GSPC shirts are now in ‘really big boy’ sizes. Beyond Husky. We did as you asked…now buy it. You promised!

Dont miss FREE ENTERPRISE at GSPC movie nite.

Kerry Jackson — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 20:56:46 +0000

I’m getting alot of comments about This Sundays movie nite. “Galaxy Quest! Awesome! I’ll get there after Free Enterprise cause I dont know what that is.”. Well, gimme a second to tell you why you should get there in time to see Free Enterprise. If you grew up a Geek, you’ll relate. It’s like ‘Swingers’ for Geeks. Jeff says its the movie Fanboys wishes it could be. Its a deeply personal film for me, because MANY of the events that happen in the film happened to me. Not just being turned away from a movie theatre for being considered too young.

. Marks Mom: Mark, Mark, what are you doing here? I thought you were
supposed to go to that movie – that “Star Track” movie.
Young Mark: Oh, Mom, how many times do I have to tell you? “Track” is
what a train goes on, okay? “Trek” is what the Enterprise goes on,
okay?
Marks Mom: Yeah, and they say the pain of childbirth ends with
labor.

Getting my ass kicked for wearing my Star Trek shirt to school.

[Young Robert was in a fight with a larger kid while wearing a gold
Starfleet uniform, when William Shatner appears to him]
Imaginary William Shatner: I think I ought to tell you that that, uh,
Aryan youth is gonna kick you into oblivion.
Young Robert: But what about in “Arena” when Kirk fought the Gorn?
That giant lizard monster was three times as big as him!
Imaginary William Shatner: My boy, that was a TV show. I used a stunt
double. I always use a stunt double. Except in love scenes. I
insist on doing those myself.
Young Robert: Well, what would you do to avoid a fight?
Imaginary William Shatner: I wouldnt dress like a geek. Gold is not
your color. Think earth tones.
[Shatner just asked Robert why he started the fight]
Young Robert: Well… it was something he said.
Imaginary William Shatner: Whatd he say?
Young Robert: You really dont want to know.
Imaginary William Shatner: I really do want to know!
Young Robert: He said that Han Solo was cooler than Captain Kirk.
[pause]
Imaginary William Shatner: Kick the little fuckers ass.

Asking ‘What would William Shatner do? when confronted with a problem.

Imaginary William Shatner: Im not really here. Im one of the top
ten imaginary friends kids have. Just behind John Travolta, Reggie
Jackson, and Farrah Fawcett-Majors.

Then…the real heavy stuff. What I call my formulative ‘man whore’ years and career driven overzealous years. Its like the writers followed me during these years and wrote it all down. Then turned the character Robert into my man whore and Mark into my older geek. I had the same arguments with women. ‘You can remember lines from TV shows, but not important things’. Collecting women the way I do action figures.

Claire: When are you going to start living in the present instead of
the 24th century?
Robert: I would never live in the 24th century! I fucking HATE “The
Next Generation”. Only classic!

Then as I got older, realizing that you dont want to meet your heroes.

Mark: A musical Julius Ceasar is quite possibly the worst idea Ive
heard since New Coke.
Robert: Jesus Christ, no kidding. My girlfriend bails on me and then
I find out that the man Ive idolized since I was two turns out to
be a raving loon! I cant believe my life.
Mark: I usually cant believe your life either. But Shatners
dementia is no reason to give up the gospel of the original series!
Robert: Ok the man that we just met is not the man who invented the
Corbomite Manuever, or the man who almost died defeating the
Doomsday Machine.
Mark: Let it go. Separate the art from the artist. This is L.A.,
nobodys ever who they appear to be. Other than John Tesh, whos
probably exactly who he appears to be.
Robert: No, no no, Im sorry. Shatner is, was and ever shall be Kirk
to me. I need my hero.
Mark: What you need is a bank account.

Its filled with dialouge written the way I, and I’m sure you, talk. Lines from geek films and tv. And using same to explain your life and philosiphy. Trips to Toys R Us. Oh, and they drink alot. Its funny, sexy and…Shatner RAPS Shakespears JULIUS CEASAR! 2/28 5pm Brewvies. Free Enterprise & Galaxy Quest. FREE ADMISSION.

New Episode will make you fall OUT of love!

Kerry Jackson — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 20:49:29 +0000

(NSFW!!)Your OG Xbox is no longer live. Rebuy all the old comics your grandma made your DAD throw away. Boner Fight! Boner is missing?! Sh*t thee Shatner says. Boba is back. “who’s looking out for the parents?”. The New Forum explained in a ‘tough love’ kind of way. Worlds biggest Mexican. Lost! (Shannon tells all!) Heroes! Still?! Eighty Acres. The Young Boba Fett Chronicles. George Lucas IS Yosemite Sam?! American Duckfitti? What Have YOU fallen out of love with? David Lynch? MST3K?! The Simpsons? Tyler Perry? King of the Hill? Thundarr? ATHF? The Great Space Coaster? The Office? Suffering from George Lucas Battered Wife syndrome.

Our T-shirts are NOW in PLUS sizes. Due to the “increased needs” of our fans, GSPC shirts are now in ‘really big boy’ sizes. Beyond Husky. We did as you asked…now buy it. You promised!

FREE MOVIE DOUBLE FEATURE! GSPC movie nite is 2/28 at 5pm, Brewvies. GALAXY QUEST and FREE ENTERPRISE! Uintah Beer Specials, loudness and boobs. Enjoy.

GSPC Sneaks Sideshow Collectibles Neanderthal Toy!

Leigh George Kade — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 16:33:54 +0000

As we continue to grow in popularity, so too grows our industry cred! Check out our new Sideshow Toys exclusive sneak-peek of one of this years most anticipated toy releases in the Illuminati section of the forums!

ALL NEW FORUMS HAVE ARRIVED.

Kerry Jackson — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 18:16:10 +0000

You all everybody!

So, heres the deal. There are now 2 sections of the forum. One called GSPC Illuminati. This forum section is for EVERYONE to read and enjoy. Only PANELISTS and invited guests are allowed to post in here. At the time of this notice only the panelists have access. In the future, others will be invited (industry professionals, GSPC guests and some regular forum members), but the number will be limited. Maybe 25 members tops. This section will be a place for Illuminati to post breaking news and info about their specialties, interests or something damn funny they found. Please to enjoy the read often.

The other forum is called Lord of the Flies. That forum is for EVERYBODY , including the GSPC Illuminati. As the name implies…your on your own in there. Make it your island, good luck. Sign up and sign on. Long time members are still there and hopefully more new members will join. Have your forum fights and friendships. Your romances and run ins. Excremento will be the only policeman. No crying.

Now, some forum members are already bitching. What a surprise. 0_o. MOST members are excited about this. Reading posts from the personalities they love on GSPC, and some entertaining invited guests, sound like fun to most of them. I think once a few dissenting members of the tribe get over it, all will be quiet on the island. I was sad to see Piggy get killed like that, though. A shame. Ready? GO!

LGK Reviews Bioshock 2 Soundtrack!

Leigh George Kade — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 17:33:00 +0000

The new Bioshock game is getting rave reviews all accross the blogosphere. But what does a fan of the franchise do when they get sick from playing First Person Shooters? Find out in the NEW Illiminati section of the forums! Don’t know what the Illuminati is? Come on in and check it out!

GSPC Forum Change Coming Soon.

Kerry Jackson — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 18:55:47 +0000

.DONT FRET! ITS NOT GOING AWAY! It’s getting better. WATCH THIS SPACE FOR THE ANNOUNCEMENT!