For the past four months I have had the pleasure of editing together a “clean” edit of the GSPC. This was an undertaking that I volunteered for with great enthusiasm, and even Kerry’s “what the fuck are you thinking”? couldn’t shake me off. I wanted a clean version of the show for people to listen to at work, with kids, or while cuddling in post-coital bliss with their favorite llama. We had some great times, you 5,000 cleanies and I! Remember the “what trumps a blowjob” episode?

Of course you don’t.

As of last week’s show, I am no longer providing a clean version of the show. I know I promised that we would be together forever, but you knew all along that I would be leaving you like this, right when things were getting good. You had heard the rumors about that Warcraft Guild that I started, then abandoned right when the pillaging got extra pillagey. Or when I promised that the forums “were forever, just like our love”.

I’m a bit of a bastard, people. But it’s not my fault. It’s yours.

My little side business, the often-mentioned Grimmleighs, has become somewhat successful. GSPC listeners were the first people to catch on to what my wife and I were doing, and through word of mouth, some frenzied promoting, ( and a lot of craft shows ) Grimmleighs has pretty much taken over all of my spare time. The four hours a week I was dedicating to the clean edit of the show have been messily devoured by my business, and I am going to have to let that happen!

If you can find it in your hearts to forgive me, well, I’m starting a new guild on a DnD Online server next week!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAA!!! ( That was a joke ).

Serious Awesomeness! Our good friends at COOL TOY REVIEW have shots of a ton of new Marvel Universe figures, including the AWESOME 19 inch tall Galactus figure! If you want to see where all of Kerry Jackson’s money will be going this year, cruise on over and check it out! (pic linked to site)

And EXCLUSIVE to the Geek Show Podcast forum, the GSPC ChopShop is back with another article on how to make your toys a little cooler. This week’s article features a few tools that make the job easier, and even shows how to fix a broken toy! Check it all out in the TOY section of the forums!